Your parents don’t need to vote. Poor folk don’t need to vote. All minorities are probably aliens with phony IDs anyway. Students study politics too much and don’t vote the right ways. Indeed the most secure IDs are top end credit cards. Only people with a half million dollar line of credit should vote. Only people with a million dollar line of credit should be allowed same day registration. Only people and corporations with a two million dollar line of credit may contribute to campaigns. We don’t need creativity, just compliance. Doesn’t matter anyway, the voting machines are well rigged.

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